No, not what you think...
Is it just me that dreads finding that the office cleaners have come around? Re-attaching jostled cables and re-adjusting monitor heights is one (annoying) thing - but how much polish does a desk really need? I can barely touch my laptop without it sliding over the desk - so you can imagine what my
"freak keyboard" is like.
Looks like I'm going to have to spill copious amounts of coffee just to make the desk usable again. Sigh.